Getting laid.

Not how I wanted to get laid but 2 out of the 3 wishes granted isn't a bad thing.  :)  In 3 weeks will be my 3rd year of no sex with a woman.  Maybe I should have posted it then, but oh well.  Maybe I will be on the floor in a closet by then.

Working out frustrations.

Hope he loves getting his 'face' pounded into a punching bag.  He should be lucky he didn't become that instead.

Resolution.

I hear alot of women saying they want to lose weight.  Hopefully one of them will buy this scale.  :)