Christmas Underwear.

I am sorry I haven't updated in a while.  Pre holiday blues.  Hopefully this will happen to me next year.  :)  Hope everyone has a happy holiday season and a good New Year!

School girl shoes.

Happy Halloween!

Out at the club.

Maybe if she finds another jerk, she could use some pink shoes.

Shopping after work.

This is another one I took.  This lady didn't see the sign on the ground at CVS, she was standing a few feet in front of it.  I stood here and she asked if that's where the line began.  I said yes and took a few steps back so she could get in front of me.  I love those sandals.

Back to school.

It's that time of year again!

Want to date a gamer girl?

If this would happen to me, sure!  Sign me up!

Summer shopping days.

This is probably how I would spend my days.  I hope she doesn't wear me out too soon!  I am going out of town for 12 days so I thought I would post a pic before I left.  I am gonna pull computer down - I am taking my laptop but I may not have much free time.

Candid hot woman at the bus stop.

Well, the votes are in.  Yes had it by a long shot.  This is my first candid.  The quality should be much better once  I learn to use the new phone.  This one was taken with my old Blackberry.  I have a new LG Access now.

Pissed off the wrong woman.

I normally avoid polyticks as I call it.  I wanted to post this pic because the Supreme Court just ruled in favor of gay marriage.  I am not gay, but I believe people should be able to marry who they want.  I know I won't ever find my dream girl, so may as well let others be happy.  I am sorry if this offends, but again I don't wish to discuss politics.  But I do hope this guy comes to love being the bottom of Andi's foot.  :)

Mad mother in law.

I haven't done a BBW pic in a while.  I sure hope he gets out of there soon.  I would rather have been the daughters thong.

Eaten Alive

I'm not sure that even being inside of one of their tummies would be fun.  There are some that follow this blog that would enjoy it, so I should post it.  It's summertime after all.  Personally I would rather cook out when it's cool to cold outside - that way the fire could keep me warm.

With the roommate part 3, the finale.

Well, I got moved.  Yes, the former roommate told me SIX days after my eye surgery that I had to find another place to go.  I did.  It's amazingly quiet here.  She was so noisy and inconsiderate.  I will miss a few things, but for the most part I am much happier.  I am sorry I haven't posted in a while.  I will try to put another one up in a few days.

300,000 Hits!

Thank you everyone for visiting!  I am glad we hit this milestone before the blog's 4th year anniversary.  I have again had real life kick me once again.  The current place I am at I have 2 female roommates.  The owner who doesn't stay here much made the other female in charge of the house.  We will call her the bipolar one.  The bipolar one told the owner she wanted me to go, the owner told me she doesn't want me to go because I have paid rent on time for the past 17 months.  At any rate this has happened 4 times, she will say she wants me to move out then change her mind days later.  I now have to tell the owner when I plan to vacate, but I don't have anyplace to go yet.  If there's room in a woman's shoe closet, I would gladly take that now.

Anyway enough about my real life.  I am still trying to find some carpet pics as was suggested a while back.  I have never done anything of that magnitude yet, and I am sure it's going to take some time.  The problem I am running into is good high quality base pics of carpets.  I have lots of legs pics and women wearing heels.  Any other suggestions for captions would be appreciated.  I also welcome both good feedback & bad so we can have a good blog.

Once again thanks to everyone that has visited, commented or made suggestions.

Her humble object, master369

Gifted a gift.

This is based on a friend named Wendy.  She loves turquoise   I could imagine myself in that position on her lovely size 9's.

I am sorry for not updating sooner.  Real life got hectic for a week, had to catch up on sleep the week after then this Friday I had eye surgery.  Then had roommate issues since then.  If it wasn't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all.

Trapped in boots.

I have always had a fear of being trapped in a woman's boot.  I guess I will have time to get over that fear.  We had a party here back in Feb, I think my roommate knows about my thing.  She told me I could keep them in my room until the lady came back for them.  Was a few days later when she returned for them.  :)

Birthday Tour!

I hope I am extra durable!  I know her wardrobe lady takes real good care of me at least.  Anyway, I am 45 years old today, I so wish this would happen to me soon.

Life is like a... Well you know!

Guess he shouldn't have forgot Valentines day.  He won't ever forget now.

Cheeleader blues.

I felt this way growing up.  I know the aunt that raised me and her 3 daughters didn't like me.  I disliked her daughters also.  None of them were cheerleaders.  Just reminded me of some stuff I heard growing up.  At least she's pretty.  Hopefully I will get a lot of use as her shoes.  :)  Anyway Happy Super big game Sunday!  I may post one with Katy Perry in a few days.

Back to Work!

It sure does suck being a shoe for a woman that already has hundreds of pairs.  :)  If the other shoes could talk, it might be more enjoyable.