Resolution.

I hear alot of women saying they want to lose weight.  Hopefully one of them will buy this scale.  :)

Nurse's Mate

That is what I get for pissing off my wife who is also a witch.  How the other witch knew I was trapped I don't know.  Must be a 'witch' thing.  Long, hot days ahead under her pounding feet.

Slippers on TV

I don't really care for Snooki, but I would rather be her slippers than belong to Kim K.  :)

Holiday weight.

Silly scale shouldn't have teased his wife/gf about a few holiday pounds.  Now if she does donate 'it' a much heavier woman may use him.

Leggings

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Sold at a clearance item!  And dumped too!

Bikini bottom.

Awww, dumped and donated.  And it's almost the end of summer.

Party Outfit

I guess some women need a dress they can party in.  I don't think I was 'donated' I think she just took me to work and 'left' me there.

Finals Week!

Well as you can see I'm just 'hanging around' while your studying and taking tests. 

Stuck as a shoe, good or bad thing?

What a way to get trapped into an object.  She's not a bad looking woman - too bad she might get tired of me.

Have you ever felt 'used'?

Not by anyone here.  If there's any women that want to 'use' me feel free to contact me.  :)  Anyway I was playing around on youtube and found this video.  I paused it, captured the screen and dropped it into photoshop and voila!