Getting laid.

Not how I wanted to get laid but 2 out of the 3 wishes granted isn't a bad thing.  :)  In 3 weeks will be my 3rd year of no sex with a woman.  Maybe I should have posted it then, but oh well.  Maybe I will be on the floor in a closet by then.

Working out frustrations.

Hope he loves getting his 'face' pounded into a punching bag.  He should be lucky he didn't become that instead.

Resolution.

I hear alot of women saying they want to lose weight.  Hopefully one of them will buy this scale.  :)

Late Christmas

Maybe this is my punishment for getting this caption on late.  :)

Small update.

Sorry humble objects.  I have had real life come up again.  I had to leave where I had gone to earlier this year (Houston).  That situation wasn't good so I went to stay with my dad for a few months, he said he wanted to see me and that he could use a bit of help with the rent.  That didn't work out either, thanks to his wife, my stepmother.  I then went to spend 2 weeks with my mom.  While there the cooling fan on the laptop I had bought the month before went out.  I ordered the part 2 days before Thanksgiving, it got there the Monday after.  I called the place there in town that would have repaired it but they couldn't guarentee that it would be ready Wednesday before I left town.  I then took it with me to my new home.  Las Vegas.  Yes, I am in Sin City and it seems pretty cool so far.  I have some things aside from this that I don't want family in my business.  I have 2 roommates, both female and one of them is taken, the other has a wild lifestyle so probably neither is an option.

I hate going inactive on you guys and gals but this has been a terrible year for me.  I am thankful I was able to get this laptop and put my desktop into storage.  Saves on luggage carry on fees and stuff like that.  Thanks for bearing with me.  If I disappear again, somebody check my two roommates' closets.  I may be in there in one shape or another.  :)

The bad thing about the downtime was I don't have Adobe photoshop and a program or 2 on here that I use for the transformation captions.  I will get that on here ASAP so I can post a new one.  (Suggestions are welcome).  Again, thanks for bearing with me through this year.  Hopefully it will work out here.

Her humble object, master369.

Toe-tally Lovely

Here you go abe, hope it's a wonderful existence for you.  Don't worry, I never touched the box, only the bag it was inside of.  :)

Nurse's Mate

That is what I get for pissing off my wife who is also a witch.  How the other witch knew I was trapped I don't know.  Must be a 'witch' thing.  Long, hot days ahead under her pounding feet.

Out with the girlfriend.

Don't you hate it when your girlfriend has a best friend that hates you?

150,000 Hits!

Thanks you all for visiting!  I know I haven't been posting as often as I should, but heres a new one.  Her Humble object, master369

Used and sold

I am glad she kept me this way.  I hope the shoes enjoy their new lives.  :)

Latex love

I know there was interest in latex.  I hope you love it.  I stumbled on this pic while looking for something different.  :)  Sorry for not being more active, real life got in the way again.

Bunch of shoes.

What a way to help a woman look her best.

On her lips.

I bet the wife felt bad when she went back and the lipstick was gone.

Tight spot.

I hope she wears me often!

Fourth of July

I guess he got 'pumped' for the holiday.