Best Birthday ever!

I wish this would happen to me one year....

Valentines Day Showoff.

I wonder what I did to deserve being the 'cutout' in this girls panties?  Oh hell nevermind, it doesn't matter!

175,000 hits!

Thanks again to everyone that has visited and commented!  175,000 hits is awesome.  Our 3 year anniversary is approaching.  If there's something you want to see, email me!
Her humble object, master369

Dancing shoes.

Tricked into becoming my girlfriends shoe.

Getting laid.

Not how I wanted to get laid but 2 out of the 3 wishes granted isn't a bad thing.  :)  In 3 weeks will be my 3rd year of no sex with a woman.  Maybe I should have posted it then, but oh well.  Maybe I will be on the floor in a closet by then.

Working out frustrations.

Hope he loves getting his 'face' pounded into a punching bag.  He should be lucky he didn't become that instead.

Resolution.

I hear alot of women saying they want to lose weight.  Hopefully one of them will buy this scale.  :)

Late Christmas

Maybe this is my punishment for getting this caption on late.  :)

Small update.

Sorry humble objects.  I have had real life come up again.  I had to leave where I had gone to earlier this year (Houston).  That situation wasn't good so I went to stay with my dad for a few months, he said he wanted to see me and that he could use a bit of help with the rent.  That didn't work out either, thanks to his wife, my stepmother.  I then went to spend 2 weeks with my mom.  While there the cooling fan on the laptop I had bought the month before went out.  I ordered the part 2 days before Thanksgiving, it got there the Monday after.  I called the place there in town that would have repaired it but they couldn't guarentee that it would be ready Wednesday before I left town.  I then took it with me to my new home.  Las Vegas.  Yes, I am in Sin City and it seems pretty cool so far.  I have some things aside from this that I don't want family in my business.  I have 2 roommates, both female and one of them is taken, the other has a wild lifestyle so probably neither is an option.

I hate going inactive on you guys and gals but this has been a terrible year for me.  I am thankful I was able to get this laptop and put my desktop into storage.  Saves on luggage carry on fees and stuff like that.  Thanks for bearing with me.  If I disappear again, somebody check my two roommates' closets.  I may be in there in one shape or another.  :)

The bad thing about the downtime was I don't have Adobe photoshop and a program or 2 on here that I use for the transformation captions.  I will get that on here ASAP so I can post a new one.  (Suggestions are welcome).  Again, thanks for bearing with me through this year.  Hopefully it will work out here.

Her humble object, master369.

Toe-tally Lovely

Here you go abe, hope it's a wonderful existence for you.  Don't worry, I never touched the box, only the bag it was inside of.  :)

Nurse's Mate

That is what I get for pissing off my wife who is also a witch.  How the other witch knew I was trapped I don't know.  Must be a 'witch' thing.  Long, hot days ahead under her pounding feet.

Out with the girlfriend.

Don't you hate it when your girlfriend has a best friend that hates you?

150,000 Hits!

Thanks you all for visiting!  I know I haven't been posting as often as I should, but heres a new one.  Her Humble object, master369

Used and sold

I am glad she kept me this way.  I hope the shoes enjoy their new lives.  :)

Latex love

I know there was interest in latex.  I hope you love it.  I stumbled on this pic while looking for something different.  :)  Sorry for not being more active, real life got in the way again.